There's a man who lives life in seclusion
Master of his world of illusion
Fighting his good fight
This electronic knight
Who knows what his name'll be tomorrow

Secret Asian Man, Secret Asian Man
He's got an IP number, and an IRC nickname

If it's on the net it's on his hard drive
He's got more gigs than the Jackson Five
His Aunties play Mah-Jongg
While he downloads from Hong Kong
Where today it's already tomorrow

[chorus]

[musical interlude]

Sharing too much information one day
Getting raided by The Man the next day
Now, I know you don't like
Your new roommate named Spike
But odds are that you'll get paroled tomorrow.

[chorus]

[gong]